
Surprise-free zone.
Yesterday, BBC World TV reported the results of the International
Atomic Energy Authority ’s (IAEA) investigations into Iran’s
nuclear research thus :
“ After three years of investigations, the IAEA still
cannot be sure that Iran’s nuclear programme is entirely peaceful “
Really Magazine can report that after five minutes of investigations,
we can be entirely sure that the nuclear research conducted
in the US, Russia, UK,
France, China, India, Pakistan, is not entirely peaceful – oddly
though, no mention was made of this . . .
For several dozen other countries who are, ( or were ) treading
the very same well-beaten nuke path - and also substantially lacking a mention
- see
http://en.wikipedia.org
28 FEB 06
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Coca-Brek ?
Coca leaves are so nutritious they should be routinely included in school
childrens’ meals – that’s the official Bolivian govt. line.
According to MSNBC (
via Reuters ) :
“ A coca leaf ‘weighing 100 grams’ (sic.) contains 18.9
calories (sic.) of protein, 45.8 mg of iron, 1540 mg of calcium and vitamins
A, B1, B2, E and C, which is more than most nuts, according to a 1975 study
by a group of Harvard University professors. “
[ Duke, J.A., Aulik, D., and Plowman, T. 1975. ' Nutritional
Value of Coca '. Botanical Museum Leaflets 24(6):113-119. ] ( no www
link available )
The Bolivian press statement didn’t mention, however, that the same
study also pointed out that :
" Coca leaves may,
however, contain 0.25 to 2.25% toxic alkaloids, including benzoylecgonine,
benzoyltropine, cinnamyl-cocaine,
cocaine, cuscohygrine, dihydroxy tropane, hygrine, hygroline, methyl cocaine,
methyl ecgonidine, nicotine, tropa cocaine, and A- and B-truxilline “.
For everything you ever wanted to know about coca leaves – and their
derivatives - see : this National Institutes of Health (NIH) publication.
( caution : 232 page .pdf )
24 FEB 06
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Terpsichoreal genes ?
Apologies to readers for the late appearance of this article,
which should have been published last September. Ed.
A joint Israeli/French research project studied the DNA of 85 carefully
selected subjects ( and their parents ) to determine whether genetic differences “ -
may lead to an understanding of the neurobiological basis of one of mankind's
most
universal
and appealing
behavioral traits - dancing. “
As well as the DNA tests, the professional dancers ( and
a control group of non-dancing athletes ) were also psychologically profiled,
using
Cloninger's Tridimensional Personality Questionnaire and the Tellegen
Absorption Scale.
To support the team's conjecture(s) the paper quotes very widely, from
sources such as the rhetorician Lucian
of Samosata (~125 to ~180 A.D.)
to Charles
Darwin, who described an Australian Aboriginal dancing party (
a corrobery ) thus:
“Perhaps these dances originally represented actions, such as wars
and victories; there was one called the Emu dance, in which each man extended
his arm in a bent manner, like the neck of that bird. In another dance, one
man imitated the movements of a kangaroo grazing in the woods, whilst a second
crawled up, and pretended to spear him ”.
Armed with our 21st century knowledge of genetics, dare we ask then ‘ Was
DNA, perhaps the unseen ‘maestro’ of
the corrobery ? ‘
Really Magazine is not sure, but the conclusion of the research
suggests that :
“ the association between these [AVPR1a
and SLC6A4 ] genes
and dance is mediated by personality factors reflecting the social communication,
courtship, and spiritual facets
of the dancing phenotype.”
The full paper was published in the Sept 2005 issue of PLoS
Genetics.
23 FEB 06
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AI for GI’s gets the
thumbs up.
The BBC, USA
Today, and a host of other high-profile sites are reporting on a military-funded University
of Southern California project which teaches the importance
of correct ‘gesturing’ when
trying to communicate in a language one is unfamiliar with.
Say, for example,
Arabic, Pashto, or Levantine.
The Artificial Intelligence (AI) assisted computer software, built on top
of a commercial computer-games engine called ‘ Unreal
Tournament ’ is
apparently proving successful in teaching soldiers the use
of 'foreign' body language.
A USC researcher explains :
“ Wrong interpretation of nonverbal cues or the wrong nonverbal responses
can lead to serious misunderstanding and escalate hostility,”
Quite.
And what more poignant example could there be than the ' thumbs-up
' gesture, as the US
Airforce Office of Special Investigations (AFOSI) website
clarifies for us : “The thumbs-up gesture traditionally is an offensive Iraqi insult,
equivalent to using the middle finger in the Western world. “
Ooooops.
Could Really Magazine possibly suggest then that the AFSOI might want
to urgently reconsider this
offering ( from
their ‘deployment stress/brochures' page )?
22 FEB 06 ( late edition )
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The C.H.O.* is a clown.
In some parts of the world, he’s the second most recognised character
: and now he’s got his long-deserved mention in the Feb. issue of the
cutting edge management journal Leadership
Quarterly.
A research note entitled “The leadership of Ronald McDonald: Double
narration and stylistic lines of transformation “ examines his role.
“ rather than just being a spokesperson or marketing device for the
McDonald's corporation, Ronald performs an important transformational leadership
function. “
Using
the Bakhtinian
Theory of Double Narration, the researchers argue that his
leadership exceeds official corporate narratives because of the cultural
meanings associated
with his character as a clown.
“ the clown
persona has enabled Ronald to emerge as a leader along two interrelated
lines of
organizational stylistic
transformation “
Co-author of the paper David Boje, professor of management at New
Mexico State University. also runs a very
informative website dedicated
to all things ‘Donald.
Where you can find, amongst other things, a pictorial history of Ronald
(1966 - ), Ronald ‘praying’ in
Thailand, and ( apparently ) experimenting
with cross-dressing in Japan. Shurely some mistake ?
Read the full
research here :
22 FEB 06
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KO’s in NM.
Readers may be interested in the breakdown of the latest US defence budget –
$439,300,000,000.*
but Really Magazine is, unfortunately, not qualified to give exact details of
how the taxpayer’s contributions will be spent.
Instead then, today’s story points readers at new research conducted
by Doctor Buse of the Cannon Air Force Base, New Mexico.
( motto : ‘ The
world’s most lethal warfighting team ‘ ) . Dr. Buse looked at 642 video tapes of martial arts competitions ( which
had been screened between 1993 and 2003 ) in order to identify “ the
most salient medical issues.”
Paying particular attention to stomps, head butts, and groin attacks.
Conclusions ?
“ Blunt force to the head resulted in the highest proportion of match
stoppages. “
The paper is presented in this month’s issue of the British Journal
of Sports Medicine.
* * * * Note:
The $439,300,000,000 does not
include an extra $440,000,000 to be spent by the Dept of Defense on ‘ media
and public relations contracts ‘.
( as estimated from 2003/5 figures . source
here.) 21 FEB 06
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Chinese Chatbots
If you thought that the province of ‘ slightly less than fully whelming
chatbots ‘ would be restricted to West of the Great Firewall of China,
think again.
A Chinese chatbot called ‘ Xiaoai ‘ is available 24/7 to answer
queries and chat ( via MSN ) – and it’s already logged 10 million
users.
The ‘bot gives weather info, news and translation help – and
according to user Zhang “ It was fun when I use
(sic.) it for
the first time."
But, the piece in today’s ‘ China
View ’ ends thus : “ Zhang,
who is 26 and has a number of friends, has already uninstalled the program. “
Smart move ?
Despite its 10 million users, Really Magazine singularly failed to find a link
to the site – which is probably just as well - we had in mind some
questions about ‘superstitious’ activities . . .
20 FEB 06
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The ‘ Bing ! ‘ factor.
Readers will know how poignantly difficult it is to come to a rational product-choice
decision when shopping for towels or oven mitts.
But help is at hand in the latest issue of Science Magazine .
Research from the Department of Psychology, University of Amsterdam,
showed that not thinking about things too much was sometimes the
best strategy. To be specific, the more complicated and important the choice – the
more one should not think about it.
The ' Deliberation-Without-Attention ' hypothesis as it’s
been called, has a long and illustrious history : for example.
‘
to arrive at the simplest truth, as Newton knew and practiced, requires
years of contemplation. Not activity. Not reasoning. Not calculating
Not busy behavior of any kind. Not reading. Not talking. Not making
an effort. Not thinking. Simply bearing in mind what it is that
needs to know. (Quoted in Claxton, 1997, p. 58) ‘
As the author points out though, ‘ the unconscious ’ can’t
always be trusted to come up with answers – such as “ What is
the square root of 625 “
and sums up by saying :
“ Both systems [ conscious and unconscious ] can
be fast, slow, smart, or stupid “
Really Magazine probably agrees with that 100% – but we’ll
have to sleep on it.
The Science article is ‘suscriber only’ – but
here’s
a
remarkably similar one from the same author ( Journal of Personality
and Social Psychology , 2004)
17 FEB 06
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Really Magazine ' Space
Elevator ' project launched.
Really Magazine has successfully completed the first stage tests of
its ‘ space elevator ’ programme.
The image ( inverted for clarity ) shows a ceramic counterweight suspended
on a carbon fibre thread.
Technologist Grant Hunter explains :
“ The tests proved conclusively
that Arthur Clarke’s ‘ Space Elevator ’ concept is indeed
viable. Our counterweight was suspended to a length of 1 metre – and
it was rock steady. This can be considered a first step towards the 99,779,000
metres needed to reach equilibrium.
We're fully confident that the space elevator / platform
concept could be used as a launch pad for satellites, space exploration vehicles,
or even tourism. “ At present though, the carbon fibre used in the experiment is simply not
strong enough to support its own weight over a length of 99,779 Km – and
there is no known material which is.
Grant Hunter again “ We
are waiting for a suitable carbon nanotube structure [ to be invented
] which
will enable extremely long and phenomenally strong cables – then
the idea will really take off “.
We will of course be keeping readers fully informed.
More news in 2020.
16 FEB 06 (late)
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Down on the Pharma.
Yesterday’s press
release from the Stanford School of Medicine, entitled ‘ The
Farmworkers’ Paradox.’ points out that “ most
of the Mexican farmworkers who harvest the fruits and vegetables that feed
the nation aren’t
eating enough of it themselves ”.
Really Magazine would like to float the conjecture that the practise of not eating
the produce from the farm where you work is actually very common, right across
the world.
And perhaps ‘syndrome’ might be a better word than ‘paradox’ ?
A paradox is - ' a seemingly absurd or self-contradictory statement
or proposition that may in fact be true.' - and what’s absurd
about not wanting to eat the produce from the farm where you work ?
After all, you’ve seen how it’s produced. Unless you are lucky
enough to work on an organic farm, you’ll have witnessed the product
being liberally doused in a cocktail of über-chemicals from the moment
it sprouts up until it’s harvested ( and beyond ).
In fact, Really Magazine is familiar with at least one case of a landowner
who puzzled for years about why the workers on his farm never ate any of
the
produce . . . When he did finally find the answer to the ‘paradox’ -
he immediately ‘ went organic ’ . . .
( his company is now making
a healthy profit ) 16 FEB 06
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Robita.
For those who aren’t familiar with Robita ( Real-world Oriented BI-modal
Talking Agent ) , the lab which created the ‘bot ( the Perceptual
Computing Group at Waseda University, Tokyo ) have a very informative
website , and they’ve recently posted a new video
showing that Robita is now capable of arguing ( calmly ) with students.
Here’s a direct link to the clip (
8Mb mpeg )
Robita can also recognise facial expressions , make ‘ hand ’ gestures
, and wiggle its eyebrows – and, if all goes according to plan, will
soon be connected to the internet.
15 FEB 06 (late)
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A foam by any other name.
There possibly may be a nu-tech solution to the current surfboard
manufacturing crisis ( the leading manufacturer of the polyurethane
foam used inside surfboards shut down blank production late last
year to comply with enviro-regs ).
Now Sandia Labs ( the US taxpayer-funded uber-tech research facility
) has press-released
details of a ‘new’ foam ( TufFoam ™ )
which was originally developed “ to protect sensitive electronic
and mechanical structures from harsh weapons environments. “ .
But wait, could this be the same TufFoam ™ which has been
around for 20 years or more ?
Really Magazine is confused. There are, it seems, at least three possible
scenarios which might explain the apparent conundrum :
• Scenario 1 : The foam’s been around for years – and
Sandia have just realised there’s a possible new sales outlet.
• Scenario 2 : Sandia forgot to Google their choice
of name to see if it was already registered.
• Scenario 3 : None of the above.
15 FEB 06
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No longer a Gray area . . .
The UK’s Institute of Food Science and Technology has just
added a new item to their ‘ Hot Topics ’ list.
‘ The Use of Irradiation for Food Quality and Safety ‘ is a
19 page .pdf which commends the irradiation of food as “ an
effective, widely applicable food processing method judged to be safe on
extensive available
evidence . . . “
The info-packed file is replete with interesting factoids – Really Magazine was unaware for instance that “ more than a hundred years of research
have gone into the understanding of the safe and effective use of irradiation
as a food safety method. – “
Or that in 2002, five prawns and shrimps were found to have been irradiated
( or contained irradiated ingredients ) without appropriate labelling.
Read the .pdf to find out everything you ever wanted to know about food
irradiation. ( Bearing in mind however, that with regard to the information
statements and guidelines, the institute “ can
accept no responsibility whatsoever in connection with them “ )
* * *
p.s.
There seems to be a temporary fault at the IFST website.
Really Magazine entered
the word ‘ funding ’ into the site’s search
box and received the message :
“ Conflict.The
server did not receive a valid request “ Perhaps our readers will have more luck with their search.
14 FEB 06
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War monikering.
Really Magazine is, of course, keen to keep on top of official policy
regarding the correct terminology for the ‘ War On Terror ’ (WOT)
[ Pron: Wo
Own Terr ].
Back in July last year the phrase was
given a determined sendoff, when it
was officially replaced by the ‘ Global Struggle Against Violent
Extremism ‘ (GSAVE).
The new name only lasted a few days though – some people ( any guesses
? ) apparently found the new moniker waaaaaaaay too doggone diff’cult – and
it reverted, at the very highest of levels, back to the Wo Own Terr.
Using GSAVE was, it seems, like trying to throw a wide loop with a short
rope*.
In the last
few weeks though, WOT appears to have been abandoned ( again
) – this time suffering a top-brass booting-out in favour of the less
lingually challenging ( and more PR compatible ) ‘ Long War ‘ (LW).
We will do our best to keep on top of these nominative technicalities – though,
there is a feeling, that giving the conflict yet another new name is unlikely
to make much of a difference to the people there on the ground – or
under the ground.
As that (other*) old Texan saying goes ' You can cut off a dog's tail,
but you can't sew it back.'
13 FEB 06 (late)
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Less is more. ( isn't it ?
)
If you wanted to sell popcorn to consumers - in the dark ( think: cinema
) – and you wanted to be able to put less into the cup without annoying
the customers, would you be better advised to use tall thin containers, or
short fat ones ?
According to new research from the University of Michigan , if
only one type of container is to be sold by the theatre, then “ the
shorter, fatter one may bring greater satisfaction to consumers."
More details in ' The Effect of Vision versus Touch on the Elongation
Bias.' to be published in the upcoming Journal of Consumer Research. (
March 2006.)
Also see: from the same (co)author :
' Vital dimensions in volume perception : can the eye fool the stomach
? ' ( Journal of Marketing Research 1999)
and :
' Pizzas ; or
square ? Psychophysical biases in area comparisons. ' ( Marketing
Science 2001 )
13 FEB 06
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Decimal pint error ?
The Journal Current Biology just
published the results of an intriguing
study into the possible life-extending properties of Resveratrol ,
a chemical found in abundance in grape skins* – and thus red wine.
The research, from the Institute of Neuroscience in Pisa found that large
doses of the compound extended the lifetime of laboratory Killifish by an
impressive 60%. ( Previous studied had already confirmed a similar effect
for flies and nematode worms. )
But only large doses showed the effect. So, to the obvious question . .
. How much red wine would a person have to consume to get a similar dose
as the fish ?
In a recent
Radio 4 interview ,
lead scientist Alessandro Cellerino quantified it at about 1 litre
per day. Not overly problematic for some well practised imbibers ?
New Scientist magazine ( subscribers
only ), however, published
significantly different calculations – reckoning the amount at a stonking
72 bottles per day – surely beyond the reach of even the most determined
Italian boozers ?
Here’s a another resume of the story ( with different figures yet
again ) from Italy
Magazine.
11 FEB 06 (late)
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“ Also the pet liking,
the whale is eaten.”
Many thanks to the BBC for pointing Really Magazine in the direction
of Hakudai.com – a
japanese website selling whale meat . . .
There’s such a glut of whale meat in Japan – all harvested
in the interests of ‘ scientific research ’ of course – that
it’s
now being sold as dogfood.
Link roundup below : • Here’s a Babelfish translation of the
page in question :
• Readers of a sensitive disposition are strongly
encouraged not to
click on this Hakudai.com
link proudly displaying a whale butchering session.
• Link to the BBC
story :
10 FEB 06 (late)
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Bigger, Further - and Staler
If you’re interested in ‘ the implications of the multibenefit
and the benefit congruency frameworks for understanding consumer responses
to sales promotions ‘ – look no further.
The Food & Brand
Lab at the University of Illinois has made available on-line
some ‘consumer
research insights’ – for example, a paper entitled : ‘ A
benefit congruency framework of sales promotion effectiveness ‘ which
found, amongst other things, that ” products
in large packages are perceived as less expensive to use, so consumers
use them 18% to 45%
more than usual. “
here’s the link
Curiously though, Really Magazine wasn’t able to find any mention
whatever of the larger packages in the research paper itself . . .
The lead author, Prof. Brian Wansink , is famous for his ‘ candy
jar ’ experiments – which
have consistently shown that “ women eat more
than twice as many Hershey Kisses when they are in clear containers on their
desks than when they are
in opaque containers on their desks -- but fewer when they are six feet away. “
He’s also determined that Philadelphia
moviegoers given large buckets
of stale popcorn described as tasting 'terrible' ate 31 percent
more than those who received medium buckets of the same unpleasant snack.
10 FEB 06
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Pharma-challenge of the day.
Can our any of our readers help us decypher the following sentence, found
in today’s
press-release (.pdf) from Medicines Australia ?
“ While many think about medicines as a way or curing illness and
achieving better health, much of their real value is in helping people live
well and have control over their lives. “
Does it mean that one should think about taking medicines even if one is
not ill ?
Or perhaps to become even healthier than one already is ?
Or . . . Really Magazine feels sure that our readers will be able to make more sense of
it than we can.
By the way, here’s the corporate membership
list for Medicines Australia –
Think : Merck, Eli Lilly, Pfizer, AstraZeneca, Bayer, GlaxoSmithKline,
Shering-Plough, Sanofi-Aventis, Roche, Novartis, etc etc etc.
Well ?
09 FEB 06
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Why is Superman like
Jesus ?
They both <quote>
• arrived on earth in usual circumstances after
being sent here by their fathers
• move from relative obscurity to a more prominent adulthood
• help the humans they are sent to live with
• struggle to stand up for truth against injustice and evil
</quote>
That is, according to the coursework for students on the postgrad Religious
Education programme at Sheffield Hallam University.
details
here:
The concept – using cinema’s most popular figures to explore
religious themes – utilises clips from The Truman Show, The Matrix,
Superman, and, of course, Star Wars .
The Truman Show, for example “ helps
explore the nature of God and whether man is being controlled “
The cinematic inspiration is explored in detail in this month’s REtoday
Magazine ( subscriptions only )
08 FEB 06
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Smoke Rings
Don’t miss George
Monbiot’s essay published today in the UK’s
Guardian newspaper.
With regard to scientific publications :
“ both academia and the media have failed dismally to exercise sufficient
scepticism “
And, as he points out, every journalist should begin with the question “ Who’s
funding you ? “
Really Magazine will be doing it’s very best to assist George.
07 FEB 06 (late)
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Paint it black
If you were looking for an example of someone who looks pretty good for
their age ( despite everything ) Sir
Mick Jagger wouldn’t be a bad start.
His fat-free look must surely attributed, at least in part, to his daily
running exercises – which
he takes very seriously.
So seriously, in fact, that he has asked for an exclusive ‘running
area’ to be built inside the ballroom of the Copacabana Place Hotel in
Rio, where he and the other Stones will be staying later this month.
( they’re giving a free concert* in Rio on the 18th Feb )
One more detail, he’s asked for the track and surrounding walls to
be painted black.
Does Sir Mick’s secret to third-age healthiness rely on a new, as
yet undocumented technique - blending cardiovascular exercise with sensory
deprivation
?
Really Magazine is in the dark on this one.
( source: O Globo 06/02/2006 )
07 FEB 06
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No caption worthy
Here’s a direct link to
a high-res picture of a robot camel jockey* ( courtesy
of K-Team Robotics in Yverdon-les-bains, Switzerland).
The company manufactures ( amongst other things ) ‘jockeys’ in
the form of small boys - as a solution to the sporting upheavals caused when
Kuwait, Qatar and the United Arab Emirates banned child jockeys last year.
The first regional camel race using robots was held in Kuwait on Sunday,
with teams from six gulf states pitching their bots against each other.
06 FEB 06 (late)
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We're not stupid.

more cartoons here :
06 FEB 06
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System Error.
What do the owners of Really Magazine have in common with the bosses
of Google ?
As of yesterday, both have had their credit cards rejected at the Gula
Gula healthfood
restaurant in Rio. ( source: O Globo.)
Both events underline the growing fragility of the credit card system in
general. You can be one of the richest individuals on the planet and still
be left stranded somewhere with no cash and a bill to pay. Luckily for the
Google bosses ( who are on a fact-finding mission re. the Brazilian alcohol
industry * ) they had another card with them which worked.
* * * * Note. Errrr . . . why ?
Rumour has it that a certain Mr. Gates is also gearing up interest in exactly
the same subject . . .
03 FEB 06
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